If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, 'Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!'
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks 'What for?' She says, 'I want to kill my husband.' He says 'Sorry, I can't do that.' She then reaches into her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, 'You didn't tell me you had a prescription..'
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My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions. One guy asked, 'If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?' Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, 'The rest of your life.'
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I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'
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Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. 'Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over,' said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, 'Nope, dat ain't Bubba.' Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body. 'Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over,' said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, 'Dat ain't Bubba.' 'How can you tell?' asked the mortician. 'Cause Bubba had two assholes,' replied Billy-Joe. 'Two assholes? That's impossible!' said the mortician. 'Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!'
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